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We’ve rounded up some of the best funny cheesy jokes that will interest you, although some may sound cliche and probably dated, they will surely make you laugh out loud. These are clean jokes that will appeal to the old, the young, and the kids alike. Enjoy our big collection of the best Funny Stupid Jokes. Free free to laugh it out loud while reading it.

Funny Stupid Jokes – Best Stupid Jokes

1. Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look red

2. Q: Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in!

3. Q: Why shouldn’t the shrimp share its treasure?
A: Because he was a small shellfish

4. Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”
A: “You can’t catch tuna.”

5. Q: Have you heard of the lettuce versus tomato race?
A: The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato tried “ketchup”!

6. Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung stores?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

7. Q: Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?
A: Because it’s a small meteor

8. Q: Why does Peter Pan always fly?
A: It never lands!

9. Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed!

10. Q: What did the digital clock say about the grandfather clock?
A: Look grandpa, no hands!

11. Q: What is an astronaut’s favorite spot on a computer?
A: The spacebar!

12. Q: What month do soldiers hate the most?
A: The month of March!

13. Q: What is running but stuck?
A: A refrigerator

14. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite

15. Q: What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
A: Regret code.

16. Q: Why couldn’t the bike stand alone?
A: It was two tired!

17. Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because he felt bad

18. Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly!

19. Q: Why was the strawberry baby crying?
A: Because his mother and father were in a jam.

20. Q: What do lawyers wear in court?
A: Complaints!

21. Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leave me alone!

22. Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: Help, I fell and I can’t get dizzy!

23. Q: What are cans called in Mexico?
A: Mexi cans

24. Q: Why did the Scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he excelled in his field.

25. Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: “Smiles” because there’s a mile between each letter.

26. Q: When does Friday come before Thursday?
A: In the dictionary

27. Q: How do crazy people walk through the forest?
A: You go the psycho way.

28. Q: What kind of bird sticks to sweaters?
A: a Vel Crow

29. Q: What did the rubber band factory worker say when he lost his job?
A: Oh snap!

30. Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: You stay here, I’ll go upside down

31. Q: What did the older chimney say to the younger chimney?
A: You are too young to smoke!

32. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasto

33. Q: What does a football stadium illuminate?
A: A football game

34. Q: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless.

35. Q: What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
A: Nacho cheese

36. Q: What do you call four bullfighters standing in quicksand?
A: Quattro Sinko

37. Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck

38. Q: Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife fall asleep?
A: Because of his coffin.

39. What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A Sue

Cute Corny Jokes – Really corny jokes – Short corny jokes

40. Question: What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
A. I love Baskin robins.

41. Q: Why did the barber win the race?
A: Because he took a shortcut.

42. Q: Where do boats go when they get sick?
A: The dock

43. Q: Which pet makes the loudest noise?
A: A drum beast!

44. Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
A: Of course on Sundays!

45. Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food at his friend’s?
A: Because his friend said dinner is on me.

46. ​​Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: It doesn’t matter, it’s over your head!

47. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
A: Because he had no one to go with.

48. Q: What did the man say to the wall?
A: One more crack like that and I’ll plaster you!

49. Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing!

50. Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
A: SUPPLY!

51. Why did the robber bathe?
A: Because he wanted a clean getaway.

52. What happens when life gives you melons?
A: You are dyslexic

53. Q: What did the judge tell the dentist?
A: Swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and just the tooth.

54. Q: Why was the boy tiptoeing past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills!

55. Q: Who cleans the seabed?
A: A mermaid

56. Q: What is hard forward but not backward?
A: ton.

57. Q: What do you get when you plant kisses?
A: Tu lips (two lips)

58. Q: Which pet makes the loudest noise?
A: A drum beast!

59. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator

60. Q: What stays in the corner and travels around the world?
A: A postage stamp

61. Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A monkey!

62. Q: What is easy to achieve but difficult to achieve?
A problem

63. Q: What do you call two fat people talking?
A: A heated discussion

64. Q: Which dog keeps the best time?
A: A watchdog

65. Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: So would you if you had to move down the street!

66. Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A: I think I’ll come down with something!

67. Q: What do you say when you lose a Wii game?
A: I want a Wii match!

68. Q: How do you make an octopus laugh?
A: With decrickles

69. Q: What did the hamburger name his daughter?
A: Patty!

70. Q: What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?
A: A devil egg!

71. Q: What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?
A: A turkey!

72. Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: He felt bad!

73. Q: What stays in the corner and travels around the world?
A: A postage stamp.

74. Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus!

75. Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat anything that bothers them

76. Q: When do you stop on green and go on red?
A: When you eat a watermelon!

77. Q: How did the farmer fix his pants?
A: With cabbage spots!

78. Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted hard cash!

79. What kind of crackers do firefighters like in their soup?
A: cracker!

80. Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A: A private tutor

Cute Stupid Slap Slap Jokes

81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
scolding.
Who scold?
Swear enough out here to skate.

82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
police who?
Police hurry up, it’s cold outside!

83. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
cows go
cows go who?
Cows go muh who doesn’t.

84. knock knock
Who’s that
Andy!
Andy who
Andy bit me again.

85. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
cow goes
cow goes who?
Cow doesn’t go who, she goes muh!

86. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etching.
Etch who?
Health!

87. Knock, knock
who’s there?
Cheerful.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

88. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange, will you let me in?

89. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
i eat card
I eat card who?
Ewwwwwwwww

90. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Worship.
do you love who
Adore is between us. Open!

91. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry, it’s cold out here!

92. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it’s crowded!

93. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto knows. i have amnesia

94. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut Key Fried Chicken!

95. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.

96. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

97. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee, who?
Anee one you like!

98. Knock, knock
who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I have pain when tapping!

99. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire, by the way, I can get through!

100. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
afur.
For whom?
Arfur got!

101. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Green salad.
salad who?
It’s cold out here.

102. Knock, knock
who’s there?
Boo
Boo Hoo?
Don’t cry, just me!

103. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
honey bee.
honey bee who?
Honey bee and get me a soda!

104. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
doctor interrupts.
Interrupt-You have cancer.

105. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!

106. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Bring you a letter, right?
you understand it?

107. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.

108. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
hoo
Hello who?
are you an owl

109. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
a herd.
A flock who?
A herd you were at home with so I came over!

110. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place, can we get some food?

111. Knock, knock
who’s there?
justin
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I’d stop by.

112. Knock, knock
who’s there?
ben
Ben who?
Ben knocks 10 minutes.

113. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
dozen who?
Dozen someone wanna let me in?

114. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
needle who?
Needle little money for the films.

115. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
two knees
Two knees who?
Two Knee Fish!

116. Slap-Slap
Who’s there?
A heap.
A bunch of who?

117. Knock Knock
who’s that
cargo
cargo who?
Drive a car beep beep!

118. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
That was the Henrietta worm
in its apple.

119. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
canoe who?
Kanu helps me with my home

120. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Well who?
Nana your business.

Stupid love jokes

121. The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

122. Honey, you’re giving new meaning to the definition of “edible.”

123. I think I can die happy now because I just saw a piece of heaven.

124. You must be a magician because every time I look at you everyone else disappears.

125. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would walk through my garden forever.

126. I wish I was one of your tears so I’m born in your eyes, run down your cheek and die on your lips.

127. Can you give me instructions for your heart? I seemed lost in your eyes.

128. It’s not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one who tripped me.

129. Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scratched my knee and fell in love with you.

130. Do you have a card? Cos honey, I keep getting lost in your eyes.

131. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic and baby I’m all lost at sea.

132. I am not an organ donor, but I am happy to give you my heart.

133. When I first saw you I was looking for a signature because every masterpiece has one.

134. Sorry… Hi, I’m writing an essay about the finer things in life and was wondering if I could interview you.

135. Hello. Cupid called. He’s telling you he needs my heart back.

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